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From: Kunzite: Re: I need your help

2011-08-29T02:49:18Z

I showed this to Zoisite and he has informed me that nothing is wrong with her phone. So what the dickens does she mean??

From: Zoisite: Re: crazy ass shit

2010-06-14T01:42:30Z

so like last night i had this rly wierd dream
i dont kno were i was but it wasnt japan
and i was a girl and i really liked lemonade or somtehin and nothing had any riting on it
and i was still in the dk n al but it wasnt called dat it was like negaland or sumthing
and the sailor soldiers were like akshuly girl guides i tink n tey had a hole bunch o/ diffrent attaks but they were rly all the same 2 just like ccalled s1mthn else
n then halfawy thru like sailor moons voice suddenly changed $ O LOL her cat sounded like she was a million yrs old 2 that is sum nasty-ol pussy lololol
newai wen i owke up i had 2 take a shower 4 like half a nower b/cuz i felt dirty
den i posted it on here cuz i figured u would care

From: ????

2010-04-13T12:18:47Z

Greetings, fellow followers of the four kings. It is I, Angel, with an important update. As I understand it, my associate Shutterbug has a message for you. Go ahead, Shutterbug.

Thankyou, Leader Angel. Angel, did you know that I am a very accomplished computer hacker?

I did not.

Oh, I am a hacker most 1337. And it may not surprise you to find that I have used these superior hacking abilities in our ongoing quest for more information about the elusive Four Kings.
As you no doubt know, information about the current activities of the Kings has been scarce of late as they have kept mainly to themselves. However, I recently managed to discover some transcripts of a conversation held among the Four Kings using a private chatroom. With so many of them, it is only logical that they would turn to technology as a way to keep people up-to-date, and it is fortunate that we have been able to snag a bit of their conversation for our own benefit.

Let's watch...

jedojedo: I hope everyone finds the place ok
jedojedo: but of course theyre late
jedojedo: and they call me unreliable
BAMFite: Who are you talking to
jedojedo: Oh, is that you Nephrite?
jedojedo: I didn't realise you were online.
BAMFite: So you were just talking to yourself
jedojedo: Well it's pretty common, on the internet.
BAMFite: And that is supposed to make you feel better
LastSamurai: LastSamurai
LastSamurai: goldilocks
BAMFite: Huh
jedojedo: Kunzite?
LastSamurai: lastsamurai
jedojedo: It's ok
LastSamurai: Goldilocks
jedojedo: Kunzite you're already logged in
LastSamurai: Oh!
LastSamurai: Hello, Jadeite.
LastSamurai: ... Nephrite?
BAMFite: Yo
BAMFite: Sup
LastSamurai: I apologise for the confusion, I'm on this
LastSamurai: iPhone, thing
LastSamurai: and it's a bit different to how you showed me before.
BAMFite: Your password is goldilocks
BAMFite: Haaahahahaha
BAMFite: You faggot
zoiboi: sum1 say my name
jedojedo: Oh, hello Zoisite
jedojedo: Thanks for showing up. /:
zoiboi: i was here b4 u dipshit
zoiboi: how long were u gonna talk 2 urself
zoiboi: mr. johnny nofriends
zoiboi: lol
LastSamurai: "Lol"?
zoiboi: it doesnt mean lolita
zoiboi: srry 2 disappoint
jedojedo: It stands for 'laugh out loud'
LastSamurai: I see.
zoiboi: yeah ive been learning me sum internet
zoiboi: check out this link i found
LastSamurai: What is it?
BAMFite: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
jedojedo: NO DON'T CLICK IT
LastSamurai: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
BAMFite: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
jedojedo: It's goatse
jedojedo: dammit too late
zoiboi: lollllllllllllmao
BAMFite: WHAT THE FUCK ZOISITE
LastSamurai: That is THE most disgusting thing that I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.
zoiboi: i know for a fact thats not true
jedojedo: ...
jedojedo: What
LastSamurai: For all of our sake's, let's just ignore him from now on.
BAMFite: let's
zoiboi: oh so u dont want 2 see these nudes of venus
LastSamurai: I know you're lying.
BAMFite: Shut up let the man speak
zoiboi: im not lying she did it like a year ago 2 pay for her pachinko debts
zoiboi: there right here c
LastSamurai: I find it highly unlikely that she would do such a thing even if she did need the m
LastSamurai: OH for the LOVE OF GOD Zoisite!
zoiboi: LOL u fell for it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zoiboi: haaaahahahahahaha i cant believe u
zoiboi: the link wasnt even different
zoiboi: u perv
BAMFite: Hahahahahahaha excellent
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: what the hell is that thing
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: was he in some sort of hilarious and unfortunate accident
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: i will have to ask saphir about this later
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: he probably knows more about this than i do
jedojedo: Wait, who the hell are you?
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: dimande obviously
jedojedo: ...
jedojedo: I don't know who that is
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: i am the man who moved into your apartment the other day
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: the handsome one
jedojedo: Oh
jedojedo: k.
LastSamurai: What's the story with your username? P?
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: i ran out of room you simpleton
jedojedo: Wow, you are surprisingly up-to-date with modern pop culture.
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: pop what
jedojedo: ... n/m
jedojedo: Look, Dimande, we have some secret business here to talk about
jedojedo: that we can't really discuss if you're here
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: wonderful
jedojedo: No, I really need you to go, like, now
VillainFormerlyKnownAsP: make me
jedojedo: Ok?
Moderator jedojedo has booted VillainFormerlyKnownAsP out of the chat.
zoiboi: hahahaha pwnd
jedojedo: Alright, to business
jedojedo: ... can you guys teach me how to pick up women
zoiboi: ...
zoiboi: lol
zoiboi: lolling 4ever
LastSamurai: Oh, for goodness's sake, Jadeite, I thought you had something more serious you wanted to talk to us about.
LastSamurai: The things I've seen today warrant the end of the world at least.
jedojedo: I'm serious!
jedojedo: It's embarrassing, but you guys have it easy!
jedojedo: It sucks to ask you guys for help
jedojedo: especially you
BAMFite: Who
jedojedo: but I need all the tips I can get
jedojedo: Rei's vicious.
jedojedo: Even watching over old episodes with her in it have yielded nothing
BAMFite: Oh yeah i've been meaning to ask you
BAMFite: I've been doing the same myself recently because jupiter hasn't been responding to any of my wooing so obviously she has some issues that i need to find the answer to
BAMFite: And i saw a couple of episodes with you in it
BAMFite: disguised
BAMFite: and i just have to know
BAMFite: are you entirely sure you're not queer
jedojedo: Huh???
BAMFite: All i'm saying is that might be the reason why she isn't digging you
BAMFite: maybe she has her gay-dar rei-dar set on "purple trackpants"
zoiboi: still lolling
jedojedo: THEY WERE IN FASHION
zoiboi: its true
zoiboi: they were hot out of the closet
BAMFite: Hahahahahahahaha
jedojedo: Kunzite help me!!!!
LastSamurai: Maybe the reason you aren't doing very well with them is because you are both treating women like a video game.
BAMFite: Well of course we are
BAMFite: That's what all the manuals say to do
BAMFite: Push the right buttons
jedojedo: Spend equal time on all attributes
BAMFite: Store her cartridge in a clean dry area
LastSamurai: Women aren't like video games, they can't be "worked out" with a simple solution any more than you or I can.
BAMFite: I dunno man i am pretty sure it is not hard to "work me out"
jedojedo: ... no, Nephrite, I think you're wrong
jedojedo: if Kunzite is anything to go by, then setting off Rei's gaydar would do be a big favour.
zoiboi: true dat
LastSamurai: I'm afraid I don't quite follow.
zoiboi: chicks like venus
zoiboi: dig guys who like guys
jedojedo: You're more than just 'metrosexual', you're full-blown... full-blown.
BAMFite: Your hair is nicer than hers
jedojedo: Going on a date with you, for Minako, is like watching a live enactment of her favourite yaoi manga.
jedojedo: You're wish fulfillment.
LastSamurai: You're full of it.
jedojedo: You'll see!
LastSamurai: If you have nothing of any actual consequence to ask me, then I will take my leave now
LastSamurai: I have more important things to do.
BAMFite: Like your nails
LastSamurai has left the chat.
jedojedo: Nephrite, how about you?
BAMFite: I'm not doing your nails bro
jedojedo: No, I mean, have you got any tips for dating Rei?
BAMFite: None that i'm telling you
BAMFite: Do you think it's been easy trying to pitch all my woo at jupiter
BAMFite: The woman has an anti-handsome forcefield around her or something
BAMFite: The only advantage i have in this bet is that your doing worse than i am
BAMFite: And it's gonna stay that way
BAMFite has left the chat.
jedojedo: ...
zoiboi: ...
jedojedo: ...
zoiboi: ... buy her flowers
jedojedo: What?
zoiboi: cassablancas
zoiboi: just a hunch
zoiboi: johnny purplepants
zoiboi has left the chat.
jedojedo has left the chat.

From: Dimande: Re: hello

2010-03-16T20:59:36Z

how do i work this thing

oh it's on

saphir
saphir i got it working

what do you mean i shouldn't be typing down everything i say
these people want context
they want to know what goes on in my mind
i am their prince
what do you mean not any more
it's not a thing that can change like that
well so's your mother
yes i know she was my mother too
look i don't even know what she was like
alright i'm sorry i insulted our mother
please don't cry

no, of course i didn't write down that you were crying
what kind of a brother do you think i am
look i've almost run out of space on this thing would you quit your blubbering so i can say something productive
thankyou

i am really hungry
mortals, tell me how to fix something that is delicious and can be readily made with the peasant food of olde tokyo
also, how do i kill endymion
thanks

From: Zoisite: xmas

2009-12-09T16:14:10Z

so wat r u guys getting me 4 xmas

From: Jadeite: Hey! Listen!

2009-10-27T08:08:52Z

As you probably know, I've been re-watching old episodes in an attempt to gather information that can help me win over Mars. So far I've figured out that I need to learn how to grow a beard.
Anyway, it has made me take a look at other aspects of the show, and it got me thinking. I ended up writing an article, and I figured I should share it with you guys too!
Here you go! Enjoy!

The Top 10 Worst Decisions in the History of Sailor Moon

And, uhh, sorry we've been so boring lately. Forgive us? :)

From: Jadeite: Just a Few Questions

2009-09-06T18:27:58Z

So I was just watching some old videos, and I came across a few unusual scenes...

Nephrite... what are you doing...?

Zoi, who's this guy? He popped up randomly, I have no idea who he is. He's got your name on his shirt. Wassa deal? An aging fanboy? Anpanman reject?

But, more importantly than that...

WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SO MANY PANTY SHOTS!?

GEEZ. THREE. And that's sparing myself and only picking one shot from each scene. It's like you can't flash your ass in the camera enough. Sweet Merciful Lord, am I glad you didn't take to crossdressing as much as F.E.

BBL. Gotta go wash out eyes.

From: ????

2009-09-05T10:30:09Z

Hohohoho~ Hello, little 4Kers. How are you this fine day? I am Y.Y, codename Angel. I understand that some of you have been crying in anguish to see ~more~ of your beloved Kings, and believe me, I have heard your prayers. Never fret! Myself and my army of very talented artists are here to bring you what you desire. And there isn't a catch... yet.

Feast your eyes... on FANSERVICE!

This first one is an artistic impression of Kunzite in the Royal Baths of the Golden Palace.

He's simply gorgeous, mufufufu~. A warrior watching as the ripples ease away his tension with a single solitary scar to mark the hardships of the day...

Speaking of warriors, our chestnut-rooted soldier shows his 'wild side' here with a little bit of Bloodlust.

And finally, a word from fellow conspirateur, K.S., codename Shutterbug. What delights do you hold in store, Shutterbug?

Thankyou, Angel. My almost-illegal semi-stalking of the Four Kings has not gone without merit! They seem to be a little shy about taking their clothes off in public, but I did manage to snap a nice photo of Jadeite during a PE class. I'll keep you updated, Angel!

Thankyou, Shutterbug, that is indeed a delicious snapshot! Looks like he's quite good at handling balls, mufufufu~.

That's all for now, little lovelies, but we'll come back for a visit sometime soon with more goodies~! ♥

From: Jadeite: An Observation

2009-08-28T10:34:38Z

I was just looking at our 'Readers Also Like...' section. Some of these titles look pretty cool! Ah, the art is nice, too. Let's take a look @ them, eh? The Bride of The Shark, Rain Dance, WASR School Boys, Boy Lessons, Pa- wait a minute.
These are all BL/yaoi titles!!!!
What is all this butt-fucking nonsense!? DDD:

Now don't get me wrong, I was brought up with Zoy-Boy so I've got a pretty high tolerance to this kind of stuff, but- what does it mean when about 80% of your readers only favourite ~~butt~~boylove stories?
What kind of story do they think this is going to-

...

OH

MY

GOD

D:

From: Jadeite: Pop Quiz!

2009-08-22T18:26:00Z

Hey guys! Made something fun for you to do! Hope you like it. Enjoy! lol

It's fun!

From: Zoisite: Dear General Public

2009-08-22T10:55:55Z

dear adoring fans,

IM SOOOO BORED. i dont have anything 2 do!! all i do is loung around endi's apart. and watch tv. gossip girl is good!!!! but everything else is boring. wat do i do???
wat do U guys do when u have loads of free time? i mean i can go out and stuff but every1 out there is just as boring as inside since all the other ~~gays~~ guyz onli talk a/b this stupid bet they have. whod wanna go out with one of teh sailors when therez a whole world of miniskirt-wearin whorez out there 2 bed... AND THATS JUST THE MEN!!! lol
but srsly wat do i do plz tell me.

p.s. this lj thing is fun :) jadeite has a good idea evry nao n then <3 <3 <# <3